Hey I'm Chris also known as countchrisdo and this is a extremely generic blog with an anime character as the icon 

roach-works:

gingerofsuburbia:

deluxetrashqueen:

“Ugh! Stupid sci fi movies that are like ‘what if you had to pay to be alive?’. Um that’s just being disabled! Selling literal minutes of your life as currency? That’s just living under capitalism, idiot!”

My love. My dear. My precious baby bird. I am kissing you so gently on the forehead. Please listen to my words.

That is the point.

For the love of god, everyone, please learn the meaning of allegory, I’m dying here.

Dystopia does not predict the future, it criticizes the present

just because certain demographics have to be spoonfed tasteless mush to be able to grasp concepts like ‘unregulated capitalism sucks the life out of everything for money’ and ‘your fear of the other is easily weaponized’ and ‘loving people is better than hating them’ doesn’t mean that the points don’t have to keep being made.

like, there’s a reason baby food exists even though you’re not a baby anymore. the reason is that there are new babies. who need baby food.

(the reason food exists that ISN’T for babies is that babies also grow up)

cpunkhobie:

sunlitmcgee:

schlarklezyaoi:

tumblr users: hey we don’t want twitter users migrating here :/

tumblr: don’t worry i got you *fuckign crashes*

it took 25 seconds for this to load so i could reblog. the website is having a volatile reaction to the sudden influx of new users. we are witnessing a hostile defense mechanism.

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Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

evilmario666:

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

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But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

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Originally posted by ryngrey

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

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This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

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